Why do parents name their kids with their last names as first names too? Do they lack creativity? That’s kinda how I see it. Or maybe they are super rude people?
I went to the Phillip Phillips concert Friday night at the State Theater! And I googled his name to find that he is actually a jr. Meaning TWO sets of parents did this to their child. I don’t get it. Can anybody shed some light on that?
Great show. Weird smells. Not kidding. This conversation occurred:
Me: “It smells like armpit in here.”
Cousin: “I smelled fart a little bit ago.”
Me: “Huh, I smelled burp.”
Followed by lots of awkward laughter.
I bought a Long Island iced tea there. I have never had a pre-mixed drink that I’ve enjoyed and this was no different. It was awful!! I drank half and just couldn’t do any more!
Oh. And my chair was broke. The guy I was sitting next to and I couldn’t move around too much or the other person’s chair would shake. We became friends. Awkwardly. Kinda like sharing a teeter-totter with a stranger.
I want to be clear that none of these are complaints. I absolutely LOVE when things go awry. Weird smells, awful drinks, and broken chairs make my night memorable more than just an awesome performance. I love having stories to go with the “been there, done that” of seeing a concert. Does this make me weird?